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Craigslist open calls and Torture Porn
Perhaps I just think that this is a good idea cause I just lost my job and watched The Human Centipede…but currently I think it’s genius.
A serial killer posts an open call for cocktail waitresses on Craigslist. All these fresh faced young aspiring actress/model/waitresses who are new to the city show up and wait in line with their headshots and resumes and shiny hair. The serial killer picks his prey, an irritatingly self assured small town beauty queen from somewhere like Ohio or Florida who is sure that in no time she will own this city. He calls her in for a second interview at a construction site. Tells her he wants her to see the space even though it is still under construction. She meets him there, sure that at this job she will be making easy money and rub elbows with a VIP who will surely see her star quality and give her her big break. Instead, commence Torture Porn…the details of which I will leave up to the experts like Eli Roth.
I don’t know why Hollywood or a real serial killer hasn’t thought of this already.
